Dirty Work

I’m just the bomb disposal unit 

for the gods of sleep

the girl that they send all the dreams 

that were woven by accident 

and no one is sure how to handle.

lakeside millennial wedding party

with an attack by spider people 

and female scientists who you

have to fight with knives

or underground vampire city

involved in a gang war with demons 

mostly unaided by the 

battery-powered 

ruling class of dragons

or a video game inspired

world of candy traps

with a boy who turns into a cat

and helps me to fight the bad guys

Just make sure I get

a cup of coffee 

in the morning so I can

remember what a human is

supposed to act like.